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stupid things my customers say
May 10 '12
I’d rather force her to like them, than do that.
  • when informed she could trade her 8yo daughters games in for something she’d might like instead.

Mar 15 '12
Oh, no, I think he’s too young for that. Wouldn’t be good for him.
  • a woman said in response when offered a gaming magazine to her 8yo kid, while purchasing an M(17+) rated game for said kid.

Jan 25 '12
No, Pokemon means devil.
— after offering a woman a dinosaur game her child might like, and telling her it was like Pokemon, only with dinosaurs.

1 note Tags: pokemon stupid customers idiot

Jan 24 '12
No, it’s not. It just has these stickers on it.
— a woman replied when informed, the item she held, and was currently trying to pry open, was sealed.

Nov 6 '11
Alright, alright! I’m not Chinese, I heard you the first time!
— a mother exclaimed to her young son, who was only repeating what he wanted for christmas over and over. (what did being chinese have to do with her supposed inability to hear him?)

Tags: why was this even a brought up

Oct 1 '11
Nah man, I don’t look at dudes like that. I ain’t… I ain’t bisexual.
— when asked if they could describe the person who sold them an item.

7 notes Tags: stupid bisexual idiot customers

Jul 21 '11
It’s got hidden messages from the illuminati in there. It’s a dark game.
— when asking a customer why they were returning the game Sonic Colours

May 21 '11
He likes gay colours like that. He’s European; they do things like that.
— A woman explaining why she had an orange shirt in her bag, to her son.

Apr 29 '11
Oh, just killing time. Like time is killing me. And you too.
  • after being asked if he needed help. (For the record, I didn’t think this was stupid, but interesting, heh.)

Apr 27 '11
Well, you’re a fuckin’ waste of time.
  • after declining that we sell audio cards for PC’s.